So people ate this delicious manmeat?
Did he at least serve wasabi with it?
As a (retired) professional troll, I find this worthy of lulz.
I commend this man, for going the extra mile to produce RAAAAAAAGE.
Way farther than I would go for a laugh.
And why the heck would you admit to it? And I want pics of the desecrated private regions or it didn't happen!

I have to call SHENANNIGANS,but....
This is Japan. I once saw a clip of a priest crapping into the mouth of a woman in a bridal gown. I lol'd. Then I realized what being nuked can do to your future generations and felt sad.
Just kidding, I giggled.

(in a mocking way, not a tittilated way!)
Human depravity at it's finest.