So *hic* My old ffrffriend... how well can .... you row a bwoat?
because....*hic* see I know you've got a lot of gold...and if you row a boat...*burp* excuse me you wouldn't mind what would happen to your gold now do you?
and the hell with the others...I'll do the same thing to them if they...dare..*waves arm around holding a cup of wine* dammit spilled my cup.
ah well I'll buy more wine from your gold! Muahahahha *snorts* Bhawahahahahaha
A letter from my dear..hic...brother
Runner!
Return this letter as it is...but before you return to his hold go to my stables and roll it into horse poo. He'll know what it means.
What you mean he has pulled out his army..that army is mine!
TRAITORS ALL OF YOU!
He'll pay for this...Saxon band I summon thee to fight!
Ha...crawling before my knees begging for surrender...so shall it be but remember Brother...I'm the better man!
And what to do with you...the other backstabber of a brother, give me a moment.
wait...peace in our kingdom...just like that? but what to do now for entertainment? Who is this guy? Magnus, well at least he knows how to grow a proper mustache, but still I don't like him.
So..what to...do..what to do, aaaaaaaaaah yes
and almost forgot..my wife finally gave birth to a proper male heir without any devilish trickery that tainted him..or we have yet to find them.
That's it for now, more to come soon
HunterICX