War, War glorious War
Now we have these fokes from the North too at war with us.
And what do you want? Sure...why not...like there isn't enough war going on already!
While in Northampton this person armed with quill wishes to write something about our culture? Oh...you mean my achievements in Culture well here you go and you better write a lot of good stuff about me or else I'll find you and skin you alive...have a nice day!
*Prrffffffffffffft*
He wants to rule what!
I'll make him a ruler....of the most uncomfortable place I can think of in my dungeon!
GUARDS!
Ow you incompetent lot! what do I even pay you for..look what you've done now he's raising his armies against me...if he even has that after being occupied for so long.
Hey...you...you'll help me right?
Aha! Excellent! you're a lot smarter then most people I know
and I still got it too!
And..you I'm helping you..so what about helping me?
Yes!
Ehm...what about my help? hello? Dyfed is over here.
Bah..in the end it doesn't matter...if you want to do it right...you'll have to do it yourself...
Me:you...advisor get me everyone.
Advisor: Everyone?
Me:EEEEEEEEVERYONE!!!
What...just 78 soldiers more....bah...advisor this can't be right I should've more then this! guess it'll have to do.
Heaven can wait till the day I die, food and lots of wine awaits!
Well..that was *hic* bloody pointless of them *burp*....but do I get any help from my ''fwiends'' I fink not...*hic*
There...see look what I did! all by myself! *buuuuuuuuurp* ouch..that wine
More coming up.
HunterICX