Look, we all know the Annointed One used his awesomeness to transport himself astrally (or was etherally?) to the room, disable any weapons the bad guys had, then asked the Seal's to provide him with a firearm (I hear he even - under intense pressure in a highly stressful situation - said "please"). He then turned to Bin Laden, shifted the local area of time and space into the Matrix, fired and then recited the names (from memory) of each 9/11 victim to Bin Laden as he was forced to watch his death coming as the bullet approached.
At that point, he returned the weapon to the Seal (thanking them each by name), gave them each their instructions to not mention his amazing abilities, then faded away before their eyes as he returned to Washington - just in time for a quick basketball game (he didn't even break a sweat) before addressing the nation to share the good news.
Even more astounding - he never messed up his immaculately pressed suit.
How dare one of those lowly peon soldiers dare to contradict the "official" version. Ungrateful so and so!
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Captain Haplo
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