This nonsense again? Look, brat [cough] bloody flu [urgh] equality [cough] is good as long as [wheeze] you stay more equal than the others.
To demonstrate, I show him that our fists are not of equal size and my equality trumps his, so I'm right.
Cynical? Lies! That can't be possible!
I have felt lonely lately [cough]. It must be the flu getting [ugh] worse. And after all I have [wheeze] done to those ungrateful...who are...still...[cough]...left...
What?! Another plot! That's it! Guards, prepare the tort...
Wait? He is asking me to partake in killing someone? Weeeeell...
Waltheof W. Wily, Super genius...
After a polite letter to my co-conspirator, I have been given enough gold to buy all the manure in the world. Also, I have no idea how it came to this...
BOOOOOM!!
Apparently the [cough] nobles of England are now very divided on if my little prank was a hilarious example of our special sense of humor or a stupid example of continental influences on our fine amusement traditions. The whole country has turned into a giant civil war's playground. Eeeexcellent.
[Cough wheeze cough] but I think...I'm not...going to...reap the fruits of...my [urgh] genius...my God what is that [cough cough] red...is...it...blood...
Guards...I order...you to...execute...my...lungs...they...cons...cons...p ire...against...meeee...
Bleeergh...
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Alright, it's all in your hands now, Oberon. Lead us, oh fearless leader, to new zany adventures.
God help us...