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Liberal Democrats and Labour teamed up to attack George Osborne today, after a new set of above-inflation rail hikes sparked despair in commuters.

"Yes Ed you have got a sexy bottom and I know I made a mistake getting into bed with Toff boy"

"Arrrgh no get away from me you toff boy lover"


"Or come Ed I know made a mistake with toff boy and I want to make it up to you"

"Cant you get it into thick head Nick come the next election Labours going to win by this much, so I wont need your horrid little party"