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Jimbuna · 08-14-12, 07:16 AM

"Ashes to ashes," said the vicar. "Dust to..." but he was interrupted by the sound of a mobile phone ringing.

He stopped the funeral service as all the mourners slowly turned to look at me.

"I'm so sorry. Do you mind if I answer it?"

"Er, I suppose not," replied the vicar.

"Great. It must have fallen in the coffin when I put the body in," I said, jumping in the hole with my screwdriver.

08-14-12, 07:16 AM	#2186
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,145 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Ashes to ashes," said the vicar. "Dust to..." but he was interrupted by the sound of a mobile phone ringing. He stopped the funeral service as all the mourners slowly turned to look at me. "I'm so sorry. Do you mind if I answer it?" "Er, I suppose not," replied the vicar. "Great. It must have fallen in the coffin when I put the body in," I said, jumping in the hole with my screwdriver. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!