The...the...the...
Mommy...
Whuh? What's happening now? Since when have we even had a special effects budget like this?
Where the [beeb] did
that come from then?!
You know, I'd do something totally manly if I wasn't busy soiling my pants...I think I'll just...
Erg...faint? Did I faint? My head hurts nevertheless, so I can't really tell...was it all just a...
Uh, a dream?
It appears it wasn't. I'm told that with my invaluable contribution we achieved another heroic defensive victory (stop laughing!) and these gloomy gates apparently are no longer ruining the scenery...
The big bad monsters that came out of them have been banished back for good...
The people are again living their lives happily....
The great artists are making my epic tale immortal. And as for me...
I'm leaving mopping up the remains of those devil spawns to someone else and going to have a drink. They won't need me for it. After that huge red guy there really is nothing worse that could have come out of those gates during the invasion.
Bartender! Boy! A mug of your finest ale for the hero of the day!
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[Blink blink]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!
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