I feel I have lost the focus here. This adventure has been going on for weeks now, and I still haven't done what I originally came here for: meeting the Empire Union's bossman and demanding him to start respecting my cultural individuality.
But that's going to change right now! I have just arrived to the headquarter's of the Empire of Evil, and I'm going to march in!
Ooo, a big door. Well, they won't impress me with it. I have twice as big in my own house. Or at least that's what it feels like every Saturday morning.
At first I am greeted by an armed soldier. That's Empire Union for you! Trying to keep the concerned citizens away with force and violence!
And not surprisingly the bossman refuses to see me. I knew this! They give speeches about democracy and equality, but in reality all this is is just communism, fascism, liberalism and empirism!
Well they won't stop me! I know I'm not alone. I represent the deep lines of the people, and the people know the best! I'm going to get them to help me and together we shall bring down this monster!
I'm going to buy a suit and become a politician! My party is called "the True Nords"!
Citizens! Hear me! Err...the Empire Union sucks!
The Empire Union...uh...sucks really really much and...um...my friend's son is working on the border, so I know, OK!
So if you won't vote for the True Nords (that's me), then, uh, they are going to send all your tax money to the Redguards and, err...
And then...uh...WE IS ALL GOING TO DIE IN OUR BEDS AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME, YOU ARE STUPID AND EASILY MISLED SHEEP!
TYHMÄ!
Why isn't anyone listening to me? Didn't they hear me imitating the Breton prayer call? Ayalalaloolaaloo!
Aha! That's it! I'm doing it all wrong! Instead of preaching on the corner, I'm going to be technically savvy and start one of those new fashioned blogs. I will write walls of text in the Internet and have people become enlightened. My blog's name is going to be: "Plok".
Yes, fast! I like it! All over the place! I want my voice everywhere! Sign me in!
But then, after further consideration, I look at what this company has done before and am not so sure anymore...
I mean, fanfic?
Empire Union's propaganda?
Myths and fairytales?
My genius is not appreciated enough in here. I'm going to express my literary abilities elsewhere...