Therefore I decide to interview a member of the law enforcement to find out what the people get for their tax money.
Can you tell me exactly, what the law enforcement is here for?
Do you have any idea how do you serve?
Can you explain me more precisely why is it that you help people?
Would you now elaborate, how can citizens expect you to serve them?
So do you have any answer to how...er, wait, are we just repeating the same questions? Do you see any possible theory for why we are repeating the same questions?
Then can you further satiate my thirst for knowledge about what this duty means.
Will you give me more information if the duty uses Nokia or Motorola phone to call?
Will you reply to my enquiry about what exactly do you mean by that?
When trying to find out what the tax payers get for their money and interviewing a law enforcement officer, vital information surfaced.
Namely that the law enforcement is in league with the criminals and doesn't like sharp and observant reporters like me asking them questions.
Because the law enforcement turned out to be in league with the criminal elements, I decided to conduct some journalistic investigation and find out, what makes people become armed robbers and spend their lives sitting in bushes.
Of course I first had to get some more smoked reindeer, because the corrupt police had eaten all I had left before. I couldn't find a reindeer nearby, so I had to improvise.
However, despite of my offer of free food, the robbers refused to give an interview.
Therefore I decided to camp nearby and see what, in fact, motivated them to these foul deeds that are the bane of our society.
Soon enough my sharp observations revealed that the motivation for killing citizens on the roads...
...is that it is very lucrative in more than one way.
So being a professional and ethical journalist, I next had to find out if all the citizens on the roads were as rich and loaded with fine beverages. Clearly in unequally shared booze is a bane in our society and a sharp journalist like me has to investigate it further to bring the injustice into the light of day!