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Old 07-30-12, 10:15 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by Ducimus View Post
Given your second sentence, you probably don't have a very good idea of what was since, you did not wear blues very often, this would impact you the hardest. Pull up a chair fellow airmen, let me tell you a tale of stupidty that can only be hatched by our nations glorious aeronautic service. You honestly, could not make this stuff up.

In the beginning was the plan... err i mean, your standard BDU's, with rank on the sleeves, name tape, usaf tape, wing patch, command patch, etc etc. For some people the number of patch's sewn onto their uniform rivaled even a boy scouts. This, i shall name, Uniform number 1.

Then came General McPeak, and he went unto the AF and said, we're going for simplicity! So off came ALL the patchs. Yup, all of em. No more rank, no more wing or command patch's, not even a United States Air Force. In their place, was a crew patch, that had your name, your rank, USAF. It was affixed onto your BDU's directly above your left breast pocket via velcro. (great fun for practical jokes) The idea, as i recall was to save on uniform costs. (keep this in the back of your mind) This ensemble I shall name Uniform Number 2.

Then the pencil pushers at CBPO's everywhere went unto McPeak and said, this sucks, we can't use the pen holders in our pockets because the crew patch gets in the way! The officers too were all unhappy. For nobody could tell their rank! Officers weren't getting saluted! This simply will not do! Then, the almighty powers that be, said, unto us poor plebians tending the fields, thou shalt now wear your rank upon they sleeve again, thine crew patch shall now be 1/2 inch above your left breast pocket. Thou of the guilded cast, shall now affix thine shiny adornments upon thy hats. The officers were again being saluted, Senior NCO's again had difficulty rolling up their sleeves, and nearly all of us were mocking the "save uniform costs" rational for the change that started it all. This I shall name Uniform number 3.

The ideas that always are planned to save money usually end up costing money in most cases because most times they are stupid ideas.Seems like the ones with stupid ideas are attracted to the Air Force for some reason.Which is lousy because it makes outsiders think that airmen are morons and though some are some of the smartest people I met where in the Air Force.

Yeah I think I wore blues about 5 times excluding basic my usual set up was the BDUs and 90% of the time only the bottoms and the undershirt covered in coveralls only time I wore a full uniform was to and from the shop when in "public" view.

The F-22 is just something fancy and smart looking that the brass wants to show off.

You said CE(you have spoken of the Red Horse before) I had some good friends that where red horses they where a wild bunch(more so than the regular CE guys) a gather up some aircraft mechanics some transportation mechanics and some CE guys led by a red horse then you go and crash the party at the medical dorms carry the keg away.
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