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Old 07-29-12, 01:23 PM   #2139
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"I demand to see the Manager!" I shouted as I entered my local bank.
He came scuttling over.
"What seems to be the problem, Dave?" He stammered.
"It's been bloody weeks now and I haven't been able to access any of MY bloody money! Enough is enough!"
"What can I do?" he asked.
"I'd like you to stop putting my wages in the joint account, please."
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