Himmler heard Churchill was going to do some sunbathing and ordered a torpaedo up the kyster. The sub made it passed the defenses but ran aground as the Kaleun was observing some more interesting sun bathers. The sub was scuttled and the crew joined some traveling Gypsies till the wars end.
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Stanley Kubrick
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David Bowie