I'd just left the pub after having a few too many and I guess I was weaving a bit. I came really close to a cop on the side of the road who was already writing someone a ticket.
"PULL OVER!" He shouted pointing at me.
"Nope, it's just an old cardigan but thanks for noticing!" I replied as I drove off.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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