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Old 07-22-12, 06:27 PM   #2123
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I'd just left the pub after having a few too many and I guess I was weaving a bit. I came really close to a cop on the side of the road who was already writing someone a ticket.

"PULL OVER!" He shouted pointing at me.


"Nope, it's just an old cardigan but thanks for noticing!" I replied as I drove off.
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