Yup, look at that. Altar and all. I have to say, for dirt poor high school students they always find some impressive stuff for their sick games. Must be their rich parents paying it all.
Eh, they seem to have this whole "ritual sacrifice in front of a huge statue" thing going on as well. For self-proclaimed "more intelligent than average" folks they sure lack imagination. I mean, what if for once they would...
Hey!
That nerd got my bling!!
Raaah!! A moment ago it was my culture obligating me! Now it's personal!!
Perkeleee!
An epic fight scene occurs. While I'm distracted with dodging their light show and teaching these kids why metal is better material for weapons than foam, their brave leader opens up some sort of big ball of light...
And poof! Disappears with my bling! Grah!!
Hmm. Maybe I too could make such ball, if I knew how. I think it's related to that statue. I saw something similar in a movie once. There was this guy with a funny hat and a whip, and then there was this cult and lava and...
...A dumb blonde they tried to sacrifice.
I wasn't sure how I should have put him in there, but maybe they'll cut me some slack as a first timer.
Not that I'm an expert on dark sacrificial rituals, but I think this could be interpreted as some sort of sign of disapproval...
On the plus side, the statue crushed the moron too while falling, so I probably won't meet him again.
In retrospect I should maybe have offered one of their own. I mean, I killed them all by myself. Doesn't that count?
Well, can't get it all. That will teach them to throw chips in my river!