Another mini-update, because I don't know where to put these otherwise. I think the Finns will get the ending reference. Sorry, rest of the world.
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Working sucks. Job interviews suck. Cities suck. City people suck. Wine in cities sucks. I want to be alone! I want to go walking in great forest, wear ridiculous clothing, grumble, swear and kick pine trees, like is customary to my people!
I want to eat suspicious wild mushrooms in forest, like is typical to my culture.
I want to swim naked and not be repressed by stupid civilization stuff that isn't part of my culture.
And most of all, I want to use my cultural right to get wasted on beach! Cheers!
Bleergh...good thing there is a flowing river right next to me...but hey? What's that in there?
A CHIP! A CHIP MADE BY A HUMAN BEING IN MY RIVER!! OUTRAGEOUS!
It came from this direction...