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Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr
May I ask which languages you understand? 
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Besides German and English, I understand some Swedish.
I get along in France, learned some Spanish a long time ago, but without training, a language dries out.
I am trying to get the concept behind Finnish (did someone say logic?

), but manipulating my brain to be able to do so will probably keep me occupied the rest of my life - with much effort I might be able to say 'perkele' on my death bed
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Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr
Unless you kill someone you most likely either get fines, probation (get-out-of-prison-card) or in worst case get short prison sentence. Consider it crash course into Finnish language without distractions from chasing skirts. 
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lol, well I would have the fear to be able to attend the course because I am chased by fat Matti who is not into skirts...
If you are a violent criminal, feel welcome in Germany.There may be punishments as severe as getting a lecture, for repeated offenders even with a raised index finger!

Be aware that while damaging persons is fine, don't damage property - or even worse finances. Robbing a bank, or tax fraud are serious offences - better kill someone here.