[Grumble, grumble] stupid ruins [mumble, grumble] stupid quests [Murmur, rant, beeb] stupid emo kids drinking my booze...
And stupid Southern pubs. I've been here for ages and haven't even once got laid! That's going to change right now,
perkele!
Eeww, no! I'm not drunk enough!
Hmm, better. Hello, gorgeous!
I tell you of when I was in the army. I remember when we once went to the forest and it was so [beeb] cold...
...and so we ended up in forest and it was so [beeb] cold...
...So we burned down our tent in forest and it was so [beeb] cold...
...And then we tried to [beeb] in forest...
But it was...too...[beeeeeeeeeeeeb] cooooooold...
...so [beeb] co...whuh? Where did she go?
Glxblt stoooopid foreigners...soo...impoolite...so...[beeb]...cold...