I was directed to this guy. As soon as I said the words: "Stole my bling bling..."
...I was taken to this old hag who revealed I'm not the first victim of the devious yokel thieves! Since she seemed important and all, I told her she could find her stuff from that countryside inn right next to the castle.
She was overjoyed for the information and in return quite literally gave me the keys to the city. Now I can access critical places barred from those lowborn peasants!
Such as the castle's wine cellar.
[Hick], yeah, that's right! I need something stiff while waiting for the old hag and her army to go take my baubble back. That's what I pay taxes for! Yeah!
Errr, it's taking them long. I bet I could do it better than they could. I'm big and strong and manly and all. I could have been a police officer...
Or a real officer...yeah...I seeerved six months...Fatherland! Errr, Winter War...!
I cooooooould have been the preeeeeesident!
Bleergh, [beeb] that! More beer...