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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip-clop.
BANG!
Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip-clop.
Amish drive-by.
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So, a couple are heading home in their horse drawn cart when the horse manouvers a cartwheel over a rock and there is a bit of a bump, the man calmly says "one". A while later it happens again and the man again calmly says "two". Some more distance passes and it happens a third time, this time the man just pulls out his revolver and shoots the horse. The woman starts nagging his husband for shooting the horse and again the manly just calmly says "one"
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