[krashkart]

Happy Birthday AVG! Here's to many more.

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You Europeenies, always gettin ahead of yerselves. It ain't his birthday fer another five hours!

It's like my granddad always told me, "Ah tell you what manpup, you can never trust a Yorpee'n to set a clock right. That's why we invaded them in WWII--to show them how to set their clocks the 'Merican way. But they still didn't learn a dang [sic] thing from us! Point is, just don't try to help innyone! They won't listen to you innyways!"...

Grampa always was a bit of a stickler for little things like that.