for 1 its not a "chore", its a "Request"... let me type that again... "re...quest"
if you have that kinda attitude no one will want to help you with anything. i sure as hell dont and this thread is a waste of space with these kinda posts.
for two if you really googled the crap out of it and found some kinda document or picture im sure someone would at least respond to it.
for three, you could ask if its a simple mod or a difficult one, judging by the responses its not something easily done.
so take your threats and you comments somewhere else and be pactient and ask nicely.
regards,
drakkhen20