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Old 06-20-12, 05:21 PM   #1
TLAM Strike
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Default Marine Corps to be disbanded: Will replace by Care Bears.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/06/1s...ges-unit-logo/


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***8220;As we all know, First Marine Division***8217;s official motto is ***8216;No better friend, no worse enemy,***8217;***8221; said spokesman 1st Lt. Alex Lim during a news conference. ***8220;But we want to put more emphasis on the ***8216;better friend***8217; part.***8221;

The division***8217;s logo***8212;famous for its blue diamond, red number one, and branded Guadalcanal***8212;will be replacing the name of one of America***8217;s most famous battles with a less threatening noun: Utopia. It will also have a more pleasant background instead of the dark and intimidating blue color of years past.

***8220;We just wanted to let the world know that while our organization may primarily deal in warfare, that egalitarian society we all dream of is still within our grasp and can be won by the gentle and loving hearts of the Marines in this division,***8221; added Lim. ***8220;By replacing the name of a bygone battle with our hope for the future, we can show the world that we truly are your best friends forever.***8221;


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***8220;In fact, we***8217;re certain that a Marine handing out hugs and smiles can do a lot more for the world than one handing out an archaic notion of violence.***8221;
-1st Lt. Alex Lim
How is this person even a Marine?

Then again we don't wan't people to get the wrong idea about America, just imagine if we had logos like these:



you know the logos our enemies use...



[yes this is a joke]
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