Since neither candidate is acceptable to me and the "Other" option requires a serious candidate, I cannot make a vote. The two primary candidates are only pandering to their chosen demographic while pushing their agendas despite the wishes of the American public.
While I cannot make a vote in the poll because my selection is a "gag" choice made from protest, I will go ahead and place my "vote" for Duke Nukem. Ol' Duke may be many things, most are not politically correct. However dishonesty is not one of Duke's traits...which is the
least I can say for the other candidates.
I already see a lot of eyes rolling over this, but I would rather vote for a fictional character that embodies and lampoons 1980's chauvinistic machismo than the other two excuses for *ahem* "representation".