The Adventures of Lady Warsi

"Honey I'm Home, where is my sexy teddy bear Cameron"?

"Coalition with that little creep Nick Clegg really gets on my boobs".

"Power is great when I'm kicking corrupt labour".

"It was labour lies about my expenses trust me sweetie".

"It was a oversight honey don't get your knickers in a twist".

"Look it was a oversight, alright I will hand myself in...£*$~".
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017.
To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!