I am getting desperate here. I'll throw in John McCain, and Sarah Palin (naked, both of them)....And. Will let you have one Obama (naked, covered in tar and feathers) (in 2016, when he is done here) As a part of the deal you get Richard Nixons skeleton, now that is one hell of a deal!
I'll even throw in one limited edition George Walker Bush, in mint condition, but we are keeping dad. Tricky dick Cheney come with him, we will include a free waterboarding kit. Please?
All that for one Nick!
It could always be worse.