As the joke says.
Why can't they be as miserable as us?
Oh I know, bible beaters wish to push all their fables on everyone else.
Aesop wrote a cool book about animals, doing wacky things. Silly fairy tales, are only fables.
I believe in the flying spaghetti monster myself. And he don't care if you marry a rock.
http://www.venganza.org/
We don't crusade, nor do we persecute people for thier beliefs. Unless your a scientologist, then your not only silly, but full of crap.
(jk)
Aliens, really? Lulz.
(even then we only laugh, not hate)