Dwarfistan Transport, turning Vienna into a Convoluted mess since 1920!
Were known for our expert tram drivers who know just where to park to not get in anybodies way!
Our safe and stylish metro trains...
...capable of carrying you safely to work...
...and back home smoothly and efficiently!!
New to the Dwarfistan Transport family is our small fleet of ex-military transport helicopters! Flown by our expert Ex-Lolwaffle pilots, we can get you to your destination in safety and style!
Safety not guaranteed
Dwarfistan Transport, We'll get you there!
...Eventually.
(Cities in Motion)