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Originally Posted by privateer
And the next morning you have no arm because you had to chew it off so you didn't wake the ugly up next to you!!
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I tried to do that once and passed out from the pain. When I woke up again I realized that I had blacked out the night before on Crazy Ron's front lawn and that my arm had tripped one of his beaver traps. Swore off drinking from that day forward and have stuck to my oath ever since. Anyway, I hear that the Cubs are playing this weekend so I better go stock up on beer. Ay-dios!
