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Old 04-06-12, 04:54 AM   #1738
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You might want to actually read some of the other posts before you copy and paste.
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Spaniard are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Spaniard. "They must be Spanish."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

No clothes, no shelter," the Brit points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are British."
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