One monster man no try punch me. Me think want talk. OK, me talk! MONSTER MAN!! YOU STOOPID!!
No fair! All know no can say bad word of mommy! You take back!
Yeah, DONT think too!
Problem no more. Now go make more monster man go splat!
Me find monster man who tell me can no go in small metal home. Me ask very nice why no can go...
...And monster man no can tell. So me go anyway.
Ooo, candy room!! Me know!! Candy always after door that no can use!!
To new adventure again!
Hmm. In new place is again many monster man who no see yet. Me think if want talk?
Maybe is better no take risk. Last time me want talk, monster man punch! And me know: make me stoopid one time, you is stoopid but make me stoopid two time...uh...ME NO STOOPID ANYWAY!!!
NO!!! NO WANT TALK!!! WANT MAKE MONSTER MAN GO SPLAT!!!
Me no know why but some time when me walk in place, all stop and me must talk even when no want. Maybe is God?!
After me make monster man go splat, no so pretty girl come tell me me am bad bad DONT. Me think no pretty girl is monster man friend and make go splat too. Never know who hidey hidey monster man these day, no want take no risk.
Aha! New magic room! All monster man try make me no get here but me get! Huzaa! Must mean is candy in magic room!
No candy but more monster man who go splat. They no have candy either. Me try look in splatties but is no thing there.
Maybe is good thing too? Me see when me eat no so much candy, me is more athletic. Mommy always say no must eat so much candy if want be sporty like.
Eww, big monster man!
SPLAT!!
Splat? Me say SPLAT!! Why monster man no go splat?! Why he just look no happy like now?!
DONT am punch monster man with super hammy many many time before he go splat like other monster man. DONT am think is some thing wrong with super hammy. Want to sue shop man who sell but then think must have law man help DONT. DONT no like law man. Mommy say all law man are air ball heads.
And is no time anyway. DONT have Thing Number 2 and no see toilet here. Maybe go ask?