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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike
I guess the secret is out: the TLAM Strikes are a series of clones used by the CIA. We are numbered in sequence as we are activated.
TLAM Strike 1 died when he was trampled to death by a lama in Santiago Chile in 1973
TLAM Strike 2 died in a freak paper shredder accident in Tehran in January of 1978
TLAM Strike 3 died in Beirut when he was run over by a taxi cab in 1985.
TLAM Strike 4 died aboard the Mir Space Station when it was destroyed in 1996.
That makes me TLAM Strike 5.  |
Watch out when you get to number six, I hear they can be defective...
