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After all pretty girl friend meet Hammy, DONT go look pretty girl and see pretty girl no pretty girl but some other girl. No-pretty girl almost fool DONT, but lucky thing DONT so smart no can fool easy. DONT look really pretty girl in room, but no find under bed. No here.
Me no know why but when me look pretty girl, me meet two people who say me help and then try punch me. Me no know what they want because now man and woman very quiet like. Make funny "splortch" noise when DONT new friend Pointy Pole meet tummy.
Ooo, puppy! DONT always want own puppy but mommy say no can have! Now DONT big boy and have own puppy!
When DONT show puppy nice black cloth, puppy want play tag with DONT. Yay!
Not far is super big box house with lots of shiny light. Me hear people laugh so me think is funny place and go look.
Me use all door and see inside small box house live table man. Heehee, he fat!
Teehee fat! Fat, fat, fat-fat-fat, fatso fatty fat-fat!
Table man go all red face and point boom stick to me. Me tell puppy eat fatty so puppy grow big and strong like me.
Fatty man no fun no more. Me think whole new wall home stoopid place. Me leave! Go away bye!
Me no get it. Me tell door man me kill Ian like door man say and think door man proud of me. But then door man scream and try punch me. Puppy say door man taste bad. Me think door man bad man to bone.
No like new wall home! DONT never come back! Pretty girl not here anyway.
Yoohoo! Pretty girl! Me come again!
Whew. Me dig lots of small yellow stuff in dessert but pretty girl no under it. Me follow nose to stinky home that smell bad and is all very empty like.
here only these green-red people who no very talky like. Me go ask if see pretty girl!
When me come say: "Halo! Pretty girl?", all green-red people scream much and come punch me! Is like DONT say some bad thing?
Huh? All green-red people go now red people. Me go ask some other.
Uh, halo?
Is me forget brush teeth or why all so no nice like to me?
No really? They no like me say them pretty girl?
OK! Me find pretty girl alone then! Maybe is hide in hole home? Me look!
Uh, is no pretty girl! Is only stinky green-red man who no try punch me. Is nice me think.