When running from the police throw them a pork pie or black pudding.
"Hey you stop".
"Mmmm pork pie".
I saw some officer sweating like a pig who looked like he was about to drop dead after stepping out of his police car into Starbucks while ago.
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. 
To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! 
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