But boom stick no go boom, so me go talk to man. Man happy see me! Maybe he hear me is great fur-squeak kill hero and want be friend?
Me say: "Halo boom stick man! Me DONT! Me offer hand and all six finger to be friend. You happy boom stick man?"
But boom stick man dumb and no understand when me speak raw-bobbly-can speak. Boom stick man must is demoncrat.
Then boom stick man start wave hand and say that is "Score-pong" there. Me smart and know score pong nice game! See one time in picture magazine! And now boom stick man want play score pong with DONT?! OK! FUN!!
Boom stick man take DONT to big stone home. There DONT meet white thin boo, who very quiet. White thin boo look like great uncle but is no great uncle. Great uncle always say DONT good boy. White thin boo no say nothing.
When DONT look back, boom stick man go away bye? Maybe no want play score pong because know how good DONT am play score pong?
DONT go far in stone home to look someone who play score pong. Find big hissy-clank and ask if want play, but hissy-clanks hiss and clank and try eat DONT! OUCH!!
DONT MAD!! DONT HIT HISSY-CLANK WITH SHARP STICK!!
DONT win, so DONT take price. Hissy-Clank give nice pointy boo. Pointy boo make DONT finger go ouch and now DONT feel funny in tummy.
DONT walk in all stone home but only find more hissy-clank. DONT think is very stupid place and go back to wall home. There boom stick man very happy to meet DONT. DONT am happy boom stick man is happy.
Then DONT go meet not-mommy who look like mommy. Not-mommy very nice to DONT.
Not-mommy smile much and nod head like mommy. DONT tell all to not-mommy and not-mommy look happy. Maybe give cookkie?!
Bah! Not-mommy dumb! No give cookkie! Just stoopid peace of advertise. Is like great-aunt who also always give piece of advertise. "DONT LICK YELLOW METAL" still one DONT remember well.
In box home me find black-blue man who also nice to me. He ask name and me say: "Me DONT, me friend call me DONT, me mommy call me DONT and black-blue man also call me DONT. Me hope black-blue man and DONT find together happy adventure with puppy and ice cream."
BUT BLACK-BLUE MAN MEAN POOPY HEAD!!!!
DONT show black-blue man! DONT tickle!!
Ooo, black-blue man hide nice stuff! Maybe DONT can burrow?
Better. Mommy say is okay burrow from demoncrats. Say demoncrats also burrow from good honest people like mommy and DONT so is OK. And mommy is always right.
DONT am big fur-squeak kill, but all demoncrats in wall home very no nice and no can ap-re-citate DONT special talent.
When me walk in wall home, me find very pretty girl! Pretty girl almost pretty like mommy! DONT think DONT in love and show pretty girl all fur-squeak head DONT have! DONT like the stinky head best! What is pretty girl favorite?!
Ooo, pretty girl no can decide? Is OK. DONT come back later and bring more fur-squeak head.
But now must run to find more furry-squeak so can better in-press pretty girl!