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I'm goin' down · 03-12-12, 12:58 AM

Nice to meet you. We are all very serious here. For example, I am a former Admiral from WW2 who taught Admirals Halsey and Nimitz everything they used to know, and formulated the defense plans at Coral Sea, Midway, and Leyete Gulf. I was on the Enterprise when its launched Ben Affleck's B-29 (did I say Affleck? I meant Jimmy Doolittle's plane) to raid Tokyo, I gave the orders to launch planes, and was I captain of the USS Missouri when Japan surrendered. I also coached the casts of Run Silent Run Deep, Das Boot, 5,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and the Little Mermaid. I always won academy awards for my work, and when I told the Academy the work was too easy, they threw me out. I wrote Anchors Away in 5 minutes. You can see in photos of me at the signing of the surrender documents on the Missouri. I am standing in front of MacArther, blocking his view. And I am only 29, if you can believe it?Everybody here loves me for my excellence, and serious demeanor. I never sink ships now. The enemy hears I have left Pearl Harbor and they all return to port until I run out of fuel and return to base. Now, I have to go. My favorite movies, Daffy Duck and Thomas the Train, are on the television.

03-12-12, 12:58 AM	#12
I'm goin' down Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Notify command we have entered the Grass Sea Posts: 2,822 Downloads: 813 Uploads: 0	Welcome Nice to meet you. We are all very serious here. For example, I am a former Admiral from WW2 who taught Admirals Halsey and Nimitz everything they used to know, and formulated the defense plans at Coral Sea, Midway, and Leyete Gulf. I was on the Enterprise when its launched Ben Affleck's B-29 (did I say Affleck? I meant Jimmy Doolittle's plane) to raid Tokyo, I gave the orders to launch planes, and was I captain of the USS Missouri when Japan surrendered. I also coached the casts of Run Silent Run Deep, Das Boot, 5,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and the Little Mermaid. I always won academy awards for my work, and when I told the Academy the work was too easy, they threw me out. I wrote Anchors Away in 5 minutes. You can see in photos of me at the signing of the surrender documents on the Missouri. I am standing in front of MacArther, blocking his view. And I am only 29, if you can believe it?Everybody here loves me for my excellence, and serious demeanor. I never sink ships now. The enemy hears I have left Pearl Harbor and they all return to port until I run out of fuel and return to base. Now, I have to go. My favorite movies, Daffy Duck and Thomas the Train, are on the television.