03-10-12, 12:06 AM
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Eternal Patrol
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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch
...for all the nagging from five wives, or at least two.  One's bad enough - but I'm not trying to put you off...  |
An old favorite of mine:
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Once when Mark Twain was lecturing in Utah, a Mormon acquaintance argued with him on the subject of polygamy. After a long and rather heated debate, the Mormon finally said, “Can you find for me a single passage of Scripture which forbids polygamy?” “Certainly,” replied Twain. “‘No man can serve two masters.’”
-Louis Utermeyer, A Treasury of Laughter (Simon & Schuster)
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