These were some tough decisions to make, but we made it through with only a few minor injuries.
My apologies to the committee and the Subsim staff for starting the fire in the break room.

That was sheer lunacy on my part. I was out of control, and it was all made worse by an unhealthy addiction to Flintstone's chewables and chocolate milk. I have since sought professional help, and I promise that I will never do anything stupid again. Also, Jim... I'm sorry about the broon dog. The owner of the pet store assured me that he was potty trained, and I also thought he could actually drive a car. I hope your insurance will cover the damages to Mrs. Buna's vehicle...