[Dogfish40]

Originally Posted by misha1967

That explains it! They imprint!

I can see it now: Me, the mother duck, chugging into Wilhelmshaven with a string of half a dozen British DDs in a line behind me. And with Bernard on the aft deck throwing bread crumbs into the water, of course. He's not quite right in the head, after all.

Yeah!! Bread crumbs , A wind up DD decoy,Quack, Quack, Quack...KABLAMMM!!!
Half a dozen roast DD's..."Be Vewy, Vewy Qwiet, Wewe Huntin'....