Even better - the Nord Chippendale's Revue.
Also - I want to marry Ulfric. I can already sleep in his bed, I mean, c'mon. The Magigolo can be... dealt with.
Less pushy temporary quest-related followers would also be nice. I went into some ruin recently, bow up and arrow ready to go as per usual when creeping through such places. Saw some chick up ahead and assumed she was a bandit and shot her and immediately got a "Quest Failed" notice on some quest I didn't know existed yet, oh crap, so I reloaded and talked to her instead and she wanted me to go in and help her clear the baddies so she could retrieve some thing she wanted. Me being the friendly sort I naturally said yes, hey, draugr up ahead, the more help the better.
Well somehow the first draugr we found, either she blasted the Magigolo or he blasted her and I'm guessing it was the latter because she ran right up in my way and he always hangs back. Then they're going at each other so, ugh, reload AGAIN from last autosave and have the Magigolo stay behind this time.
BUT this chick is constantly whining and complaining about me having my weapon out and ready to go, I mean, WTF, you ASKED ME TO HELP YOU SAFELY THROUGH THIS CRYPT YOU DAFT BINT. If the only thing you're going to fight with is magic then don't get between the point of my weapon and the thing I have to kill with it, just stay out of the way. I guess we should traipse merrily along with daisies in each hand like we're on our way to a picnic and only worry about weapons after we're already being attacked.
Anyway whatever item it was she wanted, she found and it turned out that it did me no good whatsoever except for some piddly reward, and she was worse than freakin' Barbas all the way through. He was pushy but at least all he could say was "woof." Made me wish I'd just played through the one where I killed her outright when I first spotted her.
