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Hinrich Schwab · 02-19-12, 04:55 PM

Bernard, huh...here is a story of how to deal with Bernard.
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"Hey Bernard, we have a problem in the stern torpedo tube. Check it out for us."

"Jawohl, Herr Kaleun"

*Bernard crawls into tube*

"SEAL TUBE 5!"

"Sealed, sir!"

"Ready Tube 5!"

"Flooded and equalized, Sir!"

"Open Muzzle Door!"

"Tube 5 Ready, Sir!"

"Tube 5, LOS!!!!!!"

FWOOOSH!!!!

"Sir, was it necessary to launch the man out the tube?"

"Bernard was a problem. BdU has a saying when dealing with anything, especially a problem; Be more aggressive."

"I see, sir.

"
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That is what I would do with Bernard.

02-19-12, 04:55 PM	#4
Hinrich Schwab Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 908 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	Bernard, huh...here is a story of how to deal with Bernard. ******************** "Hey Bernard, we have a problem in the stern torpedo tube. Check it out for us." "Jawohl, Herr Kaleun" Bernard crawls into tube "SEAL TUBE 5!" "Sealed, sir!" "Ready Tube 5!" "Flooded and equalized, Sir!" "Open Muzzle Door!" "Tube 5 Ready, Sir!" "Tube 5, LOS!!!!!!" FWOOOSH!!!! "Sir, was it necessary to launch the man out the tube?" "Bernard was a problem. BdU has a saying when dealing with anything, especially a problem; Be more aggressive." "I see, sir." **************** That is what I would do with Bernard.