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Originally Posted by frau kaleun
Well, he shouldn't have tried to eat the owner and operator of the Windhelm Carriage Service. Do you have any idea how long a walk it is from Windhelm to anywhere else I want to go? And these Daedric boots, while very pretty, were most definitely *not* made for walking.
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Well, the owner of Windhelm Carriage Service shouldn't have dismissed Smokey as "nothing more than an overweight, overfed and underburdened fetcher".
Do you have any idea how many pack guars I had to round up just to get poor Smokey to stop crying after that whole distressing affair? At least two... there may have been a dozen more, but you get the idea.
You would be very surprised at just how tender a dragon's feelings really are -- if you had any feelings.
Sure, dragons may be all teeth, scales and burny flamingness on the outside, but on the inside they are pure marshmallowy goodness.
