After putting on 3 pairs of socks, 6 jumpers, 6 pairs of trousers, 5 wooly hats, 4 scarfs, 2 thick coats and a pair of boots, I waddled outside.
10 seconds later I was laying face down in the snow and I couldn't move.
"You're coming with me" said the Primark security guard.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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