Don't misunderestimate them Persians, son -- that there "air conditioner" is the spaceborne equivalent of a Q Ship! Yep, that's a hunter-killer satellite cunningly disguised as a "student project"!!
If one of our spy satellites comes in for a peek, them solar panels flip open, and
BLAMMO! Just wait, we're going toe to toe with the Persians, in outer space!
