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Sailor Steve · 02-03-12, 02:44 PM

The 53-year-old pro football player was being interviewed. The interviewer said "How can you still be playing pro ball at your age?"

The player said "Well, the men in our family have always been long-lived. My dad is seventy-six and still swims two miles every day. Grandpa is ninety-seven and is about to get married for the third time."

The interviewer's jaw drops and he says "Let me get this straight. Your dad swims two miles every day at seventy-six and your grandpa wants to get married again at almost one-hundred years of age?"

The player says "Hold it right there, hoss. I never said grandpa wanted to get married!"

02-03-12, 02:44 PM	#1450
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	The 53-year-old pro football player was being interviewed. The interviewer said "How can you still be playing pro ball at your age?" The player said "Well, the men in our family have always been long-lived. My dad is seventy-six and still swims two miles every day. Grandpa is ninety-seven and is about to get married for the third time." The interviewer's jaw drops and he says "Let me get this straight. Your dad swims two miles every day at seventy-six and your grandpa wants to get married again at almost one-hundred years of age?" The player says "Hold it right there, hoss. I never said grandpa wanted to get married!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo