When I say "constructive discussion", I of course mean: "you talk or you cry and talk". Hey, it's not my fault he didn't raise ze brat properly! Ze parents should have more responsibility.
Bunch of Daddy Ninja's less talented children immediately assault my kingdom...
And zeir glorious ninja mission ends in realizing zat no matter how stealzy you are, it's difficult to evade hundreds of hungry piranhas wiz keen sense of smell.
Ze discussion wiz ze Daddy Ninja revealed somezing interesting. It appears zat I have been mistaken when I zought ze Ninja Boy can't do anyzing except bang stuff wiz his fists.
He is also a sensitive and poetic young man and loves nozing more zan a good debate on life's basic principles. Zerefore I have one of my own martial artists to challenge him to a fair filosofical discourse, following all of his precious Asian traditions.
OK, OK, less bowing, more blood!
Ze Ninja Boy open ze game wiz "Look here you scoundrel" argument. Bah, fairly predictable. I expected he could have done better.
Our own Pyjama Man counters wiz "Bwahahaa, are you serious" dodge, which seems to really hurt ze Ninja Boy's fragile ego. By ze look on his face, it seems he is preparing ze "I was in ze army" argument next.
But ze Pyjama Man uses ze Ninja Boy's weak moment to attack wiz a witty "Pointy Finger" argument. Zis makes me laugh so much zat I almost promise I won't shoot him after zis.
Ze Ninja Boy really loses his temper and charges forward wiz "You are stupid" jab.
While he continues wiz "I hate you hating me and my way of life" rant, ze Pyjama Man effortlessly dodges wiz anozer funny "Look at me, I'm a rabbit" counter-argument.
Ze Ninja Boy changes tactics and starts ze "I can dance Flamenco better zan you" routine. While amusing, I have seen it so many times zat I already know how zis is going to end.
Yes, as I expected, ze Pyjama Man plays ze "But I'm funkier" card.
Ninja Boy's "I made more goals in school's soccer team zan you did" seems very desperate by now and is zerefore easily countered by Pyjama Man's "Yeah, because I spent zat time banging girls of ze gymnastic team."
Ooo, zis is interesting. Pyjama Man is going for ze "OK, let's be friends" deception...
Followed by "In your face, moron" zat usually comes out of nowhere right after ze agreement has been reached.
BAM! Ze Ninja Boy is down! 1...2...3...4...
Oh shoot, he is getting back on his feet. But ze look on Pyjama Man's face tells me he is planning somezing. Surely he isn't going to...
JA! He used ze irrefutable "Boy love, are you homofobic" argument!!
BOOM! Ze Ninja Boy is licking ze floor again! 1...2...3...4...5...6...
Having realized zat his life has been wasted on useless anger and Flamenco lessons while he could have had a beautiful Japanese wife and a big house, ze Ninja Boy bursts out crying and runs away like a wimp. I have a feeling he won't be back anytime soon.
Ja, a good discussion is always a joy to follow, but now I need to get back to taking over ze world.
Hmm. I'm alone in zis corridor, yet I zink I'm hearing footsteps coming from somewhere nearby?