While minions are busy researching and building, I decide to send ze slackers to Souz America. I have heard zere is an interesting statue in zere zat would fit my art collection nicely. Once I'm crowned as king of ze world, I can use it as my zrone.
Aha! Getting a proper zrone did ze trick! It seems ze world has finally recognized me and every faction has sent zeir ambassador to my island!
I could talk wiz zem. I could negotiate ze terms wiz zem. We could find an agreement.
But shooting zem wiz a huge laser is much more fun.
Zen fatso number 2...
My negotiation tactis didn't exactly please ze world, and so zey have again sent zeir best cannon fodder to spoil my fun.
Well, good zing I anticipated zis and expanded ze freezer.
Besides, most of zem are too dumb to find us anyway.
And even if zey did find us, zey would get to test my new doormat.
Namely my favorite kind of doormat: zat which comes wiz a pool full of piranhas.
Gah, my eyes! When zey ran out of cannon fodder, ze world powers decided to use dirty tricks! Zey have sent ze very best zey've got! Ze most horrible secret weapon zey have been storing in zeir darkest dungeon, right until zis point!
I mean, look at zat coat! Zose glasses! Zat hair style!! Even I couldn't come up wiz anyzing zat evil!!
Kane gets sent to an express emergency mission to teach ze intruder somezing about proper clozing.
Once she is in co-operative state, ze healing can begin. First we try to wash zat horrible color off her coat.
Next we wipe out ze memory of her alien fashion sense away from her brains.
And finally she gets to watch a special hypnotic image, compelling her to go instantly buy new and better clozing for herself.
After ze lesson, ze cherry on ze top is having ze fattest nerd of my base to zrow her out, just to remind her zat proper men like me do not date swamp monsters.
Ugh, zat was horrible. I must find my happiness again by admiring ze new catwalks ze minions constructed over ze rocket silo. I ordered zem to use zick glass, so zat I could walk around and look down on my minions.
OK, I'm officially getting annoyed now! Just when I got rid of ze first nuisance, zis old one comes back like a cockroach zat won't go away and is already making trouble on my island! Do somezing, you stupid minions! Detain him!!
How surprising. Ze minions captured him and forgot to lock ze door on his cell. Look at zat! He has already escaped and is now spouting his Asian nonsense filosofies to my minions!
Jubei and Ivan introduce him to my "Big Fist Eyes Go Dark" school of zought. But zis can't continue like zis. If ze forces of justice are going to use dirty tricks, zen I too must take off my gloves and use drastic measures.
To make my point, I invite ze Ninja Boy's daddy for a constructive discussion about his kid's urge to hamper my world conquest plans all ze time.
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What does Daddy Ninja have to say? How is the problem solved once and for all? Is this the end of the good and just Ninja Boy?
Tune in tomorrow for epic fight between good and evil!