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Old 02-01-12, 06:23 AM   #1444
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Two drunks are waiting at bus stop on O'Connell Street Dublin.
Eventually, a number 13 bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the drunks leans inside and asks the bus driver: 'Will this bus take me to Temple Bar?'
The bus driver shakes his head and says, 'No, I'm sorry.'
At this the other drunk lurches inside, smiles, and slurs:
'Will it take ME?'
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