Slowly but steadily ze minions manage to do somezing useful. Once zey have built barracks, I order zem to carry my treasure pile inside, safe from ze dirty investigators.
Of course ZAT again would go much smoozer if ze slacking lazy potato sacks hadn't also managed to construct beds for zemselves while I wasn't watching!!
But I have to admit zat for only a clip of Luger rounds I got zem to build a somewhat decent looking evil base.
We even had a grand opening and received our first guests already!
Ze laboratory looks especially good wiz its new toys. A supercomputer zat playes chess almost as well as I do...
An environmental chamber to toss zings around a little...
My own little garden full of gigantic carnivorous plants...
And finally zese zree vats full of...somezing, I don't know what yet.
But I have my ways to find out.
Ze science front has already made a nice new invention out of my old propaganda leaflets' printing press. See, now it's empty...
But when I trap zis over-confident zief in it...
It disposes him all by itself. Truly, zis invention will revolutionize ze industry. Just imagine how many bullets we save in ze long run!
Ze mess is still horrible, zough. I decide to save space in freezer and have ze minions zrow ze bodies into zose vats.
Umm, it might be just me, but I zink somezing is CLIMBING OUT OF ZOSE VATS??!! WAS?!
WHAT IN ZE NAME OF COUSIN HANS IS ZAT...ZING??!!
NOW IT'S WALKING IN MY CORRIDORS!!! DO SOMEZING!!! SHOOT IT!!!
Wait? It killed zat stupid saboteur agent zat was also wandering around my base. Wiz one hit. Wizout even noticing it. I take ze previous order back.
Instead I decide we should make more of zem. And when we run out of freezer material, we can finally start making zose construction minions useful!
Just when I brilliantly solve one problem, anozer rears its ugly head. It seems my secret admirer is back again. How is zat even possible?! We left her on Isle Evil Mark I.
Oh, right. Here it is on my "Evil Genius Handbook" on page 1: "When you leave heroes unattended for a second, zey will inevitably escape."