Dear Mr. Mookiemookie,
I appreciate you reading our website but due to new laws, I am forced to ask you lay on your stomach with both hands behind your head, until a representative from Homeland Security (with a silenced pistol) can be there to "process" you.
While we Rupert Murdoch butt-huggers appreciate open discussion, due to federal law we are forced to execute you.
Until then please feel free to watch the 100th season of the Simpsons on our channel, we will be talking about why rights are overrated, as Homer and family discovers, that George Orwell was full of crap.
Just keep jacking off to Megyn Kelly, the facts will be irrelivant. (sp)
Your pal,
Rupert.
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